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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:24

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

{RING} {RING}

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??